Using our considerable talents of charm and bribery, mostly bribery, we have been able to glean information from various companies and share it with you.

Some of the cynical people out in the bright, wide world may believe we are just mindlessly posting company news that is forwarded to us without thought or modification.  That's absurd.  This took a lot of time to plan out, to create the structure, and to raise the cash through scavenging copper and selling it as scrap in order to amass the cash require for the bribes so we could get this information.  Luckily we found that if you get folks inebriated enough (we were going to use the word 'drunk' but 'inebriated' was longer and allowed us to add this explanation in order to make this entry appear more substantial.  We told you we were clever.) they will add you to their news lists without too much fuss.  We also found that if you add ginger ale to MD 20/20 white, some folks can mistake it for champagne.

It's amazing how, well, amazing we are.